March 2012
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sometimes i just sit in my room and laugh at the things i say irl and online does that make me weird?
gotta go to work gotta go to work gotta gotta have a jobbbb
why hasn’t subway taken advantage of the portmanteau “dubway” and started hosting dubstep parties on the weekends
what if rick santorum became a dubstep producer
what if rick santorum was just a troll
what if rick santorum got a perm
what if rick santorum was actually the son of god
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Stephanie: I hope Rick Santorum is driving on the highway and the cars in both lanes ahead of him are driving at the exact same speed and refuse to pass one another.
Stephanie: i hope his mom packs him yogurt in his lunch but forgets to give him a spoon
Me: That's dark shit, Steph.
kimbertribe:
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nikkidubs:
I mean, we are, but that’s totally not the point.
It’s not my job to make you and your heterosexuality feel comfortable. I know this is Baby’s First Queer Theory Class and you might feel ostracized when us gays get up on our soapboxes and talk about our Experiences In a Heteronormative Culture,…
unknowablewoman:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a lego.
February 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
“Care more than others think is wise
Risk more than others think is safe
Give...”
– RIP Mr. Toliver (via redpogosticks
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i love it when butt blogs have infinite scrolling
INFINITE BUTTS
get sappy because of a dirty text wonder if it’s just your weird emotions or just delusional from sickness
shout out to the really awesome picture of my butt i just took shout out to me for not being confident enough to post it
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“i fucked him in my bed on mardi gras. it was a glorious day.”
– (via katalinchka)
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mountaindr3w:
Who wouldn’t want to fuck me? NO ONE WOULDN’T that’s who
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well, considering stay sweet fest is 50 bucks i guess i’m going to see pianos and converge and loma!
seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
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can’t tell if i’m hungry or if i just want to die
i shouldn’t have gone into work tonight. i feel even more sick. of course, i was covering for someone with pneumonia but ughhhh i just feel worse and i have to go to school tomorrow. can i just drop out now or
again, i started a music blog full of fun things →
so full of regret.
autumn-and-eve:
» Eating vanilla icing as self care
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these days i can hardly write, let alone speak. i don’t know what you want and i don’t know what i want and maybe all i really want is someone to hold me when i’m sad and listen to my nonsensical rambling when i go into my bouts of dysphoric irrationality where all that helps is some reassurance that i’m not alone. but i don’t know what i want and if i continue on...
SHOUT OUT TO MY EX’S AND PREVIOUS PROSPECTIVE PARTNERS FOR CARING MORE ABOUT ME THAN MY CURRENT(?) ONE DOES.
micheallee:
I was just a body to you.
i am just a body to you.
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